Welcome to the Stock Market

CNBC

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we got a million different ways to enslave!

welcome to the stock market

focus on these slides

here's jobs report from friday

here's a hedge fund guy who lies

we got news teams, trajections and fancy ass chart

and a random frowing news reporter

streesed out behind red, suspenseful death music

welcome to the stock market

hold on yo your stocks

while we sell them on your faces and we leave you all in stock

we puy good news out all week...

we just put out moreeee!

and then we fucking sold that shit through the floor!

buy a stock, regret it, so you sell it cause you think that the news

we put out last week meant the market cap would shrink.

then it gose up and you throw up so you buy it back and blow up cause the second

that it shows up in your balance you get notified that crackdowns in the mainland happened!

china shut it down

here's why warren buffett thinks you are a stupid fucking clown

which massive corporation hates what you just did?!

a billionare just said the thing just said the thing you bought is not worth shit

can we keep you losing everything all of the time?

rethinking everything all of the time.

evil is deceitful and the truth is hard to find

leave you searching everywhere all of the time.

can we interest you in bankruptcy all of the time?
a bit of proverty all of the time?

evil is deceitful and the truth is hard to find

leave you searching everywhere all of the time. %%

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